What is in a name

I have everything that a 27 year old needs. Except for a badass nickname. It matters! Look at what I have to use instead.

Someone came up with a pretty researched list of sporting nicknames a while ago. Here are my personal favorites. And I hate all of you in no specific order.

10. Rahul Dravid - The wall

9. Lionel Messi - La Pulga Atómica

8. John White - The wolfman

7. Usain Bolt -                            
(He doesn't need one. See what I mean? Are you reading this pa?)

6. Marshawn Lynch - Beast mode

5. Kobe Bryant - The black mamba

4. Tim Tebow, Dwight Howard - Superman

3. Sachin Tendulkar - God

2. Tyrann Mathiu - The honey badger

1. Calvin Johnson - Megatron

On loop this week